orientation+soma=20/5/05

yesterday was ok.... went for orientation at ngee ann in the morning and soma wth my cj mates at night.

all right. orientation. bascially the poly system is still pretty much the same as the normal system tt we are all used to. we still have a class. a form teacher we call the advisor. practical lesson we call the workshop. lectures and tutorials.

my class has got 22 people. hm. more girls than guys. they all seem quite nice people. but some realli dun look like mass commers. one classmate i spoke to came from victoria. guess how many points he got for L1R5.?

8 points.

i got a feeling my 13 points is the lousiest among the class. i sat with this girl when we first gathered. and she kinda pissed me off. guess wht is the first question she asked me other than my name.?

so.. why did u come to mass comm....?

wah lau eh.!

interview ar.? screw you lah.

nvm. my class got chio bu. mass comm year 2 got even more chio bu. its seems like ngee ann student dun like mass commers generally. guess why.?

coz. we are suppose to be arrogant. speak english with a disgusting slang~. our girls are bascially bimbo. or bitches. and we do nothing except play with gadgets.

haiz. i believe these people are just jealous of us. they are the evil people. remember i got kicked out of ngee ann IRC channel when i sae i was a mass commer. my advisor is this ang moh guy. whom has got a bad sense of humour. guess wht he gave us for homework.?

write one paragraph on what is a good paragraph.

wah lau eh. screw u also.

aniwae. he teaches written communication. i have got 3 hours of radio lessons next tue. suddenly listening to radio. catching the lastest movie. watching the hottest sitcom and keeping a look out for lastest advertisment has all become my offical homework. hahahaha. papa and mama cannot scold me animore for being glued to the television. its my homework.

ok. above that was my day yesterday. my night was delicated to soma with mr B. mr ZM. mr M. mr A. miss R. miss C and miss K. i am sure u guys know who u are yourself. yesterday soma was very very mild. considering the fact that the last soma session resulted in all not being even able to walk straight. everyone was ok yesterday.

i bought a can of henikien. [ got spell correctly?] the brand that got jeniffer aniston for the advertisment one. ok. i sort of wasted that can of beer. i drank like onli 5% of the whole thing and threw it away. it realli tasted damn awful. yucks.! mr B drank voldka. he was ok. onli abit crazy.

he told me like 3 times the following sentence.

' life is sad. i need to be loved.'

miss R also wasnt realli happy. apparently. his boyfren is overseas. so. i refer u guys back to my previous blog regarding the world being a happier place without love. i bet my balls its absolutely true. so. mr B needs a girlfren. i introduced to him one. but he didnt appericated it.

there is this girlfren which will come when you ask her to. and go when you ask her to. she is absolutely yours onli and you control her whole life. u can scream and shout at her but she will still sing a nice song for you. best of all. if you dun ever want to see her again. just sell to the rag and bone man. if u fancy another one. just dump the present one aside.

wah. so good. this is my girlfriend. anione interested.?

i got 3. show u gius their picture next time. gtg to go watch TV. nononono. i mean do homework. bye.