Monday, August 29, 2005

i am going to miss you guys....

the saturday concert was also a success. the concert actually concludes all the guitar club commitment for the J2s. it is now their job to study hard for their 'A's. i know i am going to miss my year 2 guitar club friends. they simply rocks. thanks yongxin for teaching me so much of your tricks on sat. i will practice hard and perfect them. and i promise i will not teach them to anyone els. thanks alot.

playing for the concert on sat meant i missed one working day on sat. but. i still felt good when going back on sun. played abit with my eye-candy. she is damn smart. she still can remember my name. i love playing with kids. i love kids. i think they are angels. they are so innocent. they are the only people you can trust on the face of this earth.

there was this little flea market in school that day. a bunch of friends and i happen to pass by this fortune telling stall. we decided to have our palms read out of curiosity. and guess what she (fortune teller) had to say.? she say that i am going to have 3 kids in my lifetime. interesting.... 3 kids. actually. i got no idea of if i even want a kid in future. raising a kid comes along with loads of responsibility. and i got no idea if i am going to be up to the task 10 years from now.

i like baby girls cause i can spend lots of money dolling them up. like little princess. like my ah toon. on the other hand. i want boys. cause i can spend lots of money training him into the man i hope he can turn out to be. for example. send him to kung-fu classes. i will send both boys and girls for music lesson. e.g. piano. violin. boy will start learning guitar as soon as possible. i will custom make a guitar that is fit for him. my baby girl will not learn the guitar as holding down to the frets will make her fingers look ugly. anyway. i always think guitar is a guys thing.

actually. i still think i am going to prefer guys. for one very simple reason. i worry for them less.

for example.....

Boy: papa. i wanna go count down at sentosa this satday. there is the foam party going on.

Me (PaPa): go ahead. make more friends. here is an extra 50 bucks for you.

and my son will leave home happily. but.... if its my daughter....

Girl: papa. i wanna go count down at sentosa this saturday. there is a foam party going on.

Me: what will you be wearing.?

Girl: bikini. everyone will be wearing bikini.

Me: no. you can go swim in the club in your bikini. but. you are going to that kind of place in your two piece swim suit.

Girl: but... PAPA....

Me: no means no. one more word from you and you should not get your pocket money for the next week.

i am not exactly those traditional and conservative kind of man. but. i am just going to worry for my daughter more in future. cause. whenever the worst senario happens. the female gender is going to suffer. the girl will be the one pregnant. guys get away with it.

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i think some people think i love kids. but. i am going to be frank. this statement is so untrue. i dont love all kids. i only love and dote on cute kids. i think kids that are disgustingly untrue ought to be flashed into the toiletbowl.

so..... i have always been wondering what if my kids are not cute in future....?

i am going to be fair. they go down the toilet as well. but. i know all my kids will be cute.

at least in my eyes..........

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