i am 17 years old sir.
today is the last day i am 17.
gosh, i feel like shit now. i will be 18 tomorrow, and i absolutely hate it. starting from tomorrow, its another stage of my life whereby i will be....
1. legal to buy smoke.
2. legal to buy alcohol.
3. legal to watch M18.
yea. but what the hell is the big deal? i dont smoke and i wont smoke. ok. all the alcohol i have drunk in the past is to 'train' myself for the 'big day' which is actually tomorrow.... and i must say i have trained myself pretty well. the M18 part... forget it...
but, i can surf porn from tomorrow! yeah, since they always say 'this is an adult website with explicit content, please do not enter if you are not 18'. tomorrow, i will be able to enter. BUT, i will still continue to be a good boy and keep my mind clean and pure in the name of the father, son and holy spirit. amen.
I CAN LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
i will try to my best to get my license by the end of this year. i swear.
i can go clubbing, but i really aint interested in clubbing... maybe i will try one day when i really feel like it. i think it will be fun.
oh yar. i can call charity hotlines without asking mummy. haha, but stupid durai screwed things up. too bad....
but, i will go to jail immediately if i do something bad that mr Law doesnt allow. not that sucks but i still got around 7 hours to do what i want.... so bye.~~
gosh, i feel like shit now. i will be 18 tomorrow, and i absolutely hate it. starting from tomorrow, its another stage of my life whereby i will be....
1. legal to buy smoke.
2. legal to buy alcohol.
3. legal to watch M18.
yea. but what the hell is the big deal? i dont smoke and i wont smoke. ok. all the alcohol i have drunk in the past is to 'train' myself for the 'big day' which is actually tomorrow.... and i must say i have trained myself pretty well. the M18 part... forget it...
but, i can surf porn from tomorrow! yeah, since they always say 'this is an adult website with explicit content, please do not enter if you are not 18'. tomorrow, i will be able to enter. BUT, i will still continue to be a good boy and keep my mind clean and pure in the name of the father, son and holy spirit. amen.
I CAN LEARN HOW TO DRIVE.
i will try to my best to get my license by the end of this year. i swear.
i can go clubbing, but i really aint interested in clubbing... maybe i will try one day when i really feel like it. i think it will be fun.
oh yar. i can call charity hotlines without asking mummy. haha, but stupid durai screwed things up. too bad....
but, i will go to jail immediately if i do something bad that mr Law doesnt allow. not that sucks but i still got around 7 hours to do what i want.... so bye.~~
posted by display name at 4:12 pm
6 Comments:
Though it's not technically your birthday, I'll still bet he first to wish you Happy 18th Birthday!
Be good JJ. I bet you're gonna have a happy time surfing some explicit websites eh?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
happy burfdae to you,
you can now have fun in the loo,
happy burfdae mr 18-year-old,
don't forget to wait for us too!
happy birthday!! :D yay gusanos!
hahaha funny you. charity hotlines and all
haha. dude, dont fake about the porn thing la. i know, you know, ok already.
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