Monday, July 11, 2005

so what if you are spending the money.?

a big FUCK to those people that think they are great just because they are spending the money.

FUCK you....!

some patrons are really hell to handle. they got the most requests. they take waiters for granted. they complain alot. they approach you in the most unfriendly way.

they think they are only customers at the place.
they think they are great just because they are the customers.
they think they are queen just because they are spending.

yea. QUEEN. because strange enough. these group of fucked-up customers are always female. and i am not referring to fussy aunties. here. i am referring to pretty tai-tai. maybe 30+ years old. yea. some are really pretty. the kind which i think i will want them as wife in future.

but. they got an evil heart. if you think looks are important. think again. but. i must say i have yet to pass the see 'beyond the skin stage' yet...

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there is this 'magical' piece of cloth at my work place. i call it the muti-purpose cloth.

it is used to clean the table after the patrons leave. (clear up all the disgusting stuffs on the table)
it is used to wipe the chair...etc...

someone raise his hand... " eh. xiao di ar. this cup is dirty. can you change it for me.? "

"sure boss... just a minute"

well. the 'magical' cloth will service the dirty cup readily.

so next time you think the utensils are dirty. clean it yourself.

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well. actually it makes no difference. i am always wondering why all the utensils still feel oily when they are supposed to be already 'washed'...

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its amazing what some of the patrons ORDER us to do...

" eh. what is that fan turing faster. and this one above me slower.? (celing fan) can you up the speed.? "

FUCK you la.

" eh. shell my prawns for me."

FUCK you la. you want me to eat it for you.?

" eh. why is my fish so small.? its not even enough to go around."

FUCK you la. your table got 12 fat ass. of course the fish is not enough for you aLL.

................... fuck off all................

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i love people who pack their left over food home. i think this is something absolutely great to do. its much much better than to feed the bin.

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something sad is... there is no tipping culture in singapore. it would be great if we have it like some 'ang moh' country.

1. people like me will certainly be more motivated to work. (with a fucked-up smile that is absolutely fake.)

2. patrons thus get more quality service.

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some people are very scared of steamboat. they really shun their body 45 degree away when i serve the steamboat. my advice is. if you are scared of being scalded by the steamboat. you can always order something els....

or simply FUCK off.....

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k. enough about my new job. time for a bit of school work. i got back my second assessed speech results on friday. i got a B+. again. and i am pure disappointed.

i think i got a B+ bacause i did a bad outline for my speech. i got a C for that component. i did o.k for the rest of the component. A for verbal delivery. A for non-verbal delivery. B for content.

i think the outline was the piece of paper i had to hand up to my tutor before my speech. its an outline of what i am going to say. yea. i fucked up that piece of paper. so i didnt get my A.

the ironic part is.... the speech is supposed to be an "impromptu" speech. why am i marked down for a piece of pre-prepared outline when the speech is suppose to be "impromptu" in the first place.?

fuck. i dont understand.

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all the magnificent fish in my beautiful tank had died. the anemone fish got sucked into the filter.....

i really pity the anemone. it kinda got shredded...
i really pity all my fish. the water was milky by morning. so. they died of bad water. (imagine yourself dying due to bad air.... slowly....)
i really pity myself...... everything cost me money.

i know i shouldnt be talking about the money issue now. i know marine fish are heritage of mother earth. but. it really pains me to see my fish die. the most expensive fish which is also my favourite fish cost me 15 bucks. (refer to pic below)

sad.....

its later. time for sleep. i am fucking off.....

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

heys just mess around with their food lar! tat's coool lar, haha kiddin'.. dont worry the next speech u def. will get *A++*
lols! what happened to ur fish man, not paying enough attention to them isit, nvm when ur bdae comes i give you guppies, they sorta live longer. " )

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