hot... hot... hot...

the weather is so fucking hot.

if i am the decision-maker next time, i will take the following actions.

the day would be declared a national public holiday if the highest temperature of the day exceeds 34 degrees celsius.

free bottles of chilled pink dolphin to be given out to the public at all mrt stations. i stress the word chilled~ its such a sin to drink pink dolphin that is not cold.

free admission to all public swimming pool.

all air conditioner machines to be up for 40% sales.

free electricity consumption for the day.

compulsory bikini day for all females between the age of 18-25.

all right, ladies above 25 can stay home to enjoy the air-con.

thank you, i shall call for a more formal news conference if this gets somewhere.